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Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
Homer: [pushing "Play"] Hmm, we didn't have a message when we left.
How very odd. Machine: [singing] Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah....
Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....
Guard: Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office.
[the bullies move forward one at a time...
Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
Homer: Oh, no I'm not. [Bart runs downstairs] Marge: What'...
Marge: Uh oh, almost forgot to lock the doors. [the locks slam down like a jail cell door closing] Ba
[groaning] Ohh... [the seat back turns into Brodka] Brodka: I hope you're g...
Bart: [smiling nervously] So we're just going to do this photo and get out, right?
Budda bing, budda boom. Lisa...
Marge: Oh, Homey, look at that watch. I've always wanted a watch like that.
Homer: [sly] Well, maybe someone will give you one for Christmas....
Bart: [looking into the distance] [gasps] The store detective!
[to photographer] Hey, Ansel Adams, let's go....
Brodka: I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
Homer: What are you doing to my son? Brodka: I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandme...

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