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he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
[Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
Cabbie: Yeah, I might have seen her. Gannon: [typing] Well, according to our computer aging program, she should look about.
.. [turns screen around; it has a giant "25" on it] 25 yea...
Bart: Look at me, Grandma: I'm a hippy! Peace man, groovy!
Bomb Vietnam! Four more years! Up with people!...
Gravedigger: Yep, I saw her. That is to say, I seen her.
She seemed like a nice lady. Bu...
Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
One was real pretty, t'other, sort of plain....
Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again. [everyone, including Abe, laughs] Abe...
Friday: Freeze. FBI: the jig is up. Abe: All right, I admit i
I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo....
Grandma: Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits.
Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for your goodbye....
Announcer: It's a Krusty Kinda Khristmas, brought to you by ILG
elling your body's chemicals after you die....
Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish. Bart: Christmas is a time when people of _all_ religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
[on TV, a commercial for a really violent video...

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