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Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
[he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Ba...
Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...
Lee: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo.
Now, choose a club. ["beep"] You have chosen a three wood....
Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned food drive.
Your generous donations have made this our slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever!...
Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
Bob: There. That's the last condom wrapper. [a jet flies by, blowing all the neatly piled trash away] Oh, I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor!
Informally now and...
All but Marge: Yeah! Yes. All right! Marge
[drolly] Yeah. Lisa: I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot....
Bob: Oh. I know that voice. TV's bottomless chum bucket has claimed Vanessa Redgrave!
-- A bad Fox special in TV land, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Wiggum: Hey you! The state's not paying you five cents an hour to stand around.
Now get busy! Bob: Oh, I'll get busy. I'll get very busy indeed....

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