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Grandma: It all started in the 60s... [flash to young Homer playing "Operation"] Home
Take out wrenched ankle." [getting electrocuted] Mom!...
Grandma: Abe, isn't Homer cute? Abe: Probably. I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl.
If people don't support this thing, it might not make it....
Marge: So Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of irresponsibility take you?
Grandma: I soon found people who shared my views at the state college....
Grandma: [voice over] We'd met the enemy and it was Montgomery Burns.
Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop his war machine!...
Wiggum: [gasping, panting] No...no! Wait a minute -- [tries breathing] Bronchial tubes clearing.
..asthma disappearing! Acne remains, but...asthma disappearing. [an alarm...
Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum] Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was over.
Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was ide...
Homer: {Wait a minute...} there's one thing I don't understand.
In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me?...
Burns: Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail.
Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro? Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual....
Friday: Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?
Burns: Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous visage?...
Grandma: [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven! Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question....

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