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Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! Marge: Bart! Home
Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please"....
Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game. Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
[singing] All aboard the sleepy train To visit Mother Goose....
Bart: [dumps money on counter] I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm.
Here's 99 cents. Comic guy: [sighs] Allow me to summarize the proposed transactio...
Bart: Milhouse has Bonestorm! [inside, Milhouse's hair is being blown back from the TV] Milhouse
This is great...and all I've done is enter my name! "Thrillhouse". [sc...
Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the games looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.
[goes inside, puts hand through hole in display case window and holds a...
Jimbo: Psst. Hey, Simpson: check this out. [lifts hat to reveal football concealed underneath] Nelso
Look what I got! [pulls back jean vest to reveal a new one underneath] ...
Luigi: Go ahead-a, Bart, take-a the Bonestorm. Mario
The store, she's so rich. She'll-a never notice. Donkey Kong...
Bart: I'm outside. I got away with it. I'm free! [a hand falls on his shoulder] Brodka
Son, would you open your coat, please? Bart: Uh....
Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drive
The Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness". I'm here toda...
Brodka: [pounding the TV off] All right, show's over.
Bart: Er, excuse me? Brodka: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?...

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