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Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
Quimby: We have only twenty minutes left. Send in the esteemed ...
Brockman: [on air] And as my final newscast draws to a close, I'm reminded of a few of the events that brought me closer to you
he collapse of the Soviet Union, premium ice c...
Krusty: Aaah! Not my extendo-glove! They haven't made those since the war.
Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I going to make fun of the Frogs!...
Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence. Marge: I feel so helpless.
What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure they're fine, honey....
Hapablap: You know what really frosts my Kelvinator?
That friutcup's probably still laughing at us from his damn hidey-hole....
Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
[they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...
Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959.
Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm....
Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart?...

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