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Hapablap: To slip the surly bonds of earth, and touch the face of God.
To fly -- the dream of man and flightless bird alike....
Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding into my skull!
[the central part of the speaker shoots through her hair] Hapablap...
Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.
So don't bother pointing that out....
Marge: [panicking] Kids! Everything's gonna be OK!
Don't panic! Just don't panic! Lisa: Mom....
Guard: Stamp your hand for reentry. [the crowd runs past in a panic] Ba
Hey! Cool! I want to be around when those guns start going off....
Marge: Wait! Wait, my children are in there! Guard
You must be very proud, Ma'am. -- Thick as a brick, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Quimby: Our city will _not_ negotiate with terrorists!
Is there a city nearby that will? Hapablap...
Grampa: This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awful mess down there.
-- Grampa, stuck in the porta-potty, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile!...

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