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Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun. Guard
I have three medals for this. -- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh. Then where's Sideshow Bob? Prisoner #5: E...
Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently standing.
The Harrier Jet is one of our mo...
Homer: Free Duff!? Viva life! -- Homer at the Air Show, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Milhouse: [makes machine gun noises] Take that, Mom!
[makes more noises] Take that, Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist, will you?...
Hapablap: What in the world according to Garp -- ? Those are my dress towels.
[tries the locked door] Who's in my private washroom?...
Bart: Look at that hunk of junk. Grampa: Oh, jeeh -- you're ignorant!
That's the Wright Brothers' plane....
Guard: Authorization code? Bob: [sounding like Colonel Hapablap] Code?
Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura....
Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
[hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm....
Hapablap: Ahem, ladies and gentlemen! What a day for an air show.
Not a cloud in the sky!...

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