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Bart: Hey, where's your candy? George: We don't have any.
Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like....
Homer: All right, his story checks out. Marge, would you love me more if I were President?
'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy. Marge...
George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great. Now, let's look at that ...
Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson? Ba
I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation....
Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well...
Homer: Hey! You owe me an apology. George: You owe _me_ an apology.
If you were any kind of a father, you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago....
Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points. ...
Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
Marge: President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.
Homer: [threatening] He's not lost. Bart: Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive....
George: Hey, turkeys! Behind you. [Bart and Homer turn around] Home
For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!...

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