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George: Hi there, neighbors. Uh, I'm...George Bush.
[everyone stares] Former _president_ George Bush?...
Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
Ray: [scrutinizing Ned's license] And your business here, Mr.
Flanders? Ned: Well, sir, I'm welcoming the Bushes on behalf of the Neighborhood Association....
Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"!
I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd....
Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
So we found the town with the lo...
Homer: Huh. Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush.
[SLH barks and runs off after them] {I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush....
George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
[opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....
Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....
Homer: Oh, man: I've only got one minute 'till they stop serving those breakfast balls!
[stops behind Bush at the drive thru] George...
Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....

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