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Homer: Hey! We could be a team... [at the counter] Excuse me, but my _team_ is ready to bowl.
Kid: You're short one person. Homer: [seeing Otto] Uh, that longhaired freak's bowled with us f...
Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex! Home
Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team....
Edna: Tonight's homework assignment is -- Ba
[exaggerated] Oh, man: is it hot in here. I'd better take off my sweater....
Skinner: As I was saying, my yearly evaluation couldn't have come at a better time.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I must say for once, I am impressed....
Skinner: So: we meet again, Mad Magazine. Bart: How do you know it's from Mad?
Skinner: [walking to his window] The year was 1968....
Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more. Burns: Leave the ra...
Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed li...
Pedro: Buenas noches, senoritas! Moe: What'd he say?
What'd he say? Was that about me? -- Only about your feminine side, "Team Home...
Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
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