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Barbara: I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge.
George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's right....
George: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head and -- Gorbachev!
Heh, what are you doing here? Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house....
George: I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer. Home
Woo hoo! In your face, Bush. Now apologize for the tax hike....
Barbara: It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge, but George just felt this neighborhood brought out the worst in him, and -- [Bush honks his horn impatiently] -- oh, my.
W...
Gerry: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Gerry Ford.
Homer: [gasps] Former President Gerald Ford? Put her there!...
Bart: My God: the Mad Magazine Special Edition! They only put out seventeen of these a year!
[grabs it] Milhouse: Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy. He mu...
Homer: Ooh, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"! I'm great at these.
Ask me if something smells funny in here, Boy....
Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
Kid: Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother.
Doris: [walking by] I have no son. [walks off] -- Even if she disowns me, "Team Home...
Moe: Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what?
For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unle...

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