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Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females, and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey... [dials] Hello, Selma Bo...
Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
-- That's flattering, "A Fish Called Selma...
Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
Man: Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema... Serve
Please, don't smoke in our restaurant; we don't serve contemporary Californian cuisine in your lungs....
You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
-- Selma on a date, "A Fish Called Selma...
Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
.. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay!...
Selma: Make sure my iguana's okay. Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic.
He's everywhere you wanna be. [shows Selma her room] Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic....
Selma: It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in a not-to-distant future.
Troy: Now you make yourself at home here, I'll be sleeping downstairs in the visitors center....
phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
.. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...

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