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Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence....
Bart: I can't believe it. That was Itchy all right, you _did_ invent him.
When people see this you'll be rich and famous!...
Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
-- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
The studio's closed until Tuesday; animators have A.
A. on Monday. -- Chester's inside comment on cartoon animation, "The Day the Violence Died...
Bart: There's a box you can sleep in. Chester: Thanks.
Bart: Just move that cot out of the way. Cheste...
Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Dad's upstairs!
-- Lisa warns her mother, "The Day the Violence Died...
Homer: Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger.
-- No need to worry, "The Day the Violence Died...
Bart: He's not a regular bum, Mom; he's a genius bum.
He created Itchy _and_ he's the father of cartoon violence....
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