The Simpsons

Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week, when I might've cared....
Ah, Spring Break in Hong Kong; custom-made suits at slave labor prices.
-- Principal Skinner, "Bart on the Road...
Bart: [reading from a handout] Go To Work With Your Parents Day?
Skinner: [over the P.A.] Yes, Go To Work With Your Parents Day....
Lisa: I still don't understand why you get to stay home and watch mom work.
Bart: Because I've always been an advocate of women in the workplace, Lis....
Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad.
You've been interested in nuclear power for years....
Bart: Mom, you're blocking the TV. If you need something to do, you can fill out my form -- here.
[hands Marge the form] Marge: [reading] Parent's occupation ... please note, homemaker is no...
Patty: Some days, we don't let the line move at all.
Selma: We call those weekdays. [the gruesome twosome laugh] Patty...
Homer: Donut? Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: [offers some of the donut he's eating] This has purple stuff inside....
Homer: Oh! This is a map of nuclear sites around the country.
As a safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these light bulbs....
I guess watching me isn't any more exciting than being me.
-- Homer (a little metahumor for y'all), "Bart on the Road...

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