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Bart: [in admiration] This play has everything! Home
Oh, I love legitimate theater. -- They're butchering the classics!, "A Fish Called Selma...
Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet! Sel...
Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands?
Who knew the dream would come true for one of us. [Marge looks disappointed] Oh, come on!...
Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy: Homer, I'm really touched you invited me out o...
Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier, take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful wedded husband?
Selma: I already told you, yes. Rev.: If anyone here knows why this couple...
Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
.. each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up kissing him on the cheek] Selma...
Homer: Hey, look what I snagged, Marge: the candy bride and groom from the wedding cake!
Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
Marge: What? Oh my God! [Homer turns off the light] [we can still see Marge's eyes in the dark -- as in any cartoon] Home
Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep. [Marge does so] ...

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