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Bart: What the hell is this? Lisa: It's one of those campy '70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation Xers.
Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little. -- "The Day the Viol...
Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons _do_ encourage violence.
[punches Bart] Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy back....
Bart: You've got to make more Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr....
Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house] Shoeshine, sir?
Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away in contempt] Sir?...
I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars and my gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.
-- Chester, a simple man, "The...
Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...
Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
.. Mye...
I do owe many thanks to Lester and Eliza. This is a great vindication for anybody who has ever taken a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and the door slam behind them and the doorknow break off.
Krusty: And I'd like to thank Lester for reuniting me with my estranged wife.
[applause] Bart: I never even heard about that....

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