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Myers: So let's review.
Hutz: All right, gentlemen, I'll take your case. But I'm going to have to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says "No money down". [shows his pape...
Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.
And you never did it. Chester: Those corn muffins were lousy. Grampa: Paint my chicke...
Marge: That does it! One of them has to go. Homer: Okay, Grampa.
Marge: No, the B-U-M. Home...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars. -- Bart pledges for Cheste...
You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family
Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Ske...
Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten!...
Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
Hutz: Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Mr. Myers stole your character.
.. Lawyer: Objection. Judge: Sustained. Hutz: Urgh!...

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