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ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching? Troy: Mac, you gotta ge...
Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!...
Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes!...
Troy: I'm sorry, this whole concept's foreign to me.
Who knew a baby would be so much work? Selma...
Selma: Hmmm... Look, I'm sorry. A loveless marriage is one thing, we're not hurting anybody.
But bringing a child into a loveless family is something I just can't do....
Come on Jub Jub. Let's go home and I'll microwave you some nice roaches.
-- The perfect evening in perspective, "A Fish Called Selma...
In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly-divorced comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain IV to direct and star in his own pet projec
The Contrabulou...
Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it do it, "The Day the Violence Died...
Tonight, a stowaway bear is terrorizing space shuttle astronauts.
But first, a sneak peak at tomorrow's Itchy & Scratchy parade....

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