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Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Homer: Bye Kids!
On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. -- Homer J....
Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
Lisa: Hey, the comic book store is still open. Ba
Save our seats. Homer: Will do. [a couple takes their place] Ma...
Hey, my threads, baby! -- Scratchy in I&S Meets Fritz the Cat, "The Day the Violence Died
Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy & Scratchy before?
Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you are prepubescent ignoramus....
Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that. Comic Book Guy
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are making me laugh....
Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car? Bart: The mouse.
Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then....
Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
Susan: Oh, now the parade has entered Bumtown! Oh, it's all just so exciting Dave!
Dave: This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route....
Get out of Bumtown, you bum! -- A bum, "The Day the Violence Died

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