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Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
Marge: With Bart gone and now you with your father, I'm not going to have anyone to -- Lisa
[75 RPM] Thanks mom, bye! [runs out the door] Marge...
Nelson: What is this place? Bart: Branson, Missouri.
My dad says it's like Vegas -- if it were run by Ned Flanders....
Andy Williams: [singing off-camera] ...my huckleberry friend Moon river, and me.
[audience applauds] Nelson: I didn't think he'd do "Moon River," but then -- bam!...
Lisa: Okay, time for truth or dare. You go first. Home
Ehh, truth. Ask me anything. Lisa: Who do you love mo...
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? How dare you?...
Homer: ... Your turn. Lisa: Hmm, truth. Homer: Uh, do you have a crush on anyone?
Lisa: Dad! Homer: I , oh, I won't tell anybody. Lisa...
Lisa: Okay. I like... Langdon Alger. Homer: I have no idea who that is.
-- Homer and Lisa play `Truth or Dare', "Bart on the Road...
and with my patented seminar, you will learn to corner the real estate market through hypnosis.
Why waste your hypnotic powers on neighbors and coworkers when....
Bart: We got no car! Martin: We got no money! Milhouse
And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded!...

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