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Sgt.: Just leave [the paintings], Burnsie. Bu
Leave them for whom, the Germans, the folks who shoot at us all day?...
Etch: Think of what a guy could get himself with that kind of scratch!
Skinner: Yeah, I could buy chicken dinners three times a day!...
Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now, we'd be caught.
How many of you are familiar with the concept of a "tontine"?...
Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever look upon them again.
Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia carrying the crate out of the castle....
Abe: [yells] Don't kill me! Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live-a-lot.
Now, give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza. Bart: Oh...
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong....
Burns: Well, I'm off to get paintings; as they say, time is "Monets".
As you were, Sergeant....
Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...
Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
.. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...

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