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Chalmers: Seymour! Skinner: Superintendent; I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of yo...
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne...
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe. Chalmers: Fo...
Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all.
I'm pooped. Chalme...
Agnes: [offscreen] Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights....
Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night -- Wiggum
[interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's....
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
-- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
Pedro: Ah, tiempo para relaxar en paz y quieto. [opens a cabinet full of oranges which wallop his head] !
Ay, naranjas en la cabeza! [flails about in his home until he finds him...
Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
-- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...

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