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at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses] Milhouse
Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect!...
on phone with Bart] Lisa: Hmmm -- you could travel for free if you were a stewardess.
[pause] Well, how badly do you want to get home?...
Well, you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me.
-- Dispatcher at a courier service to Bart, "Bart on the Road...
Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted ea...
Lisa: Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart.
Homer: I promise. Lisa...
Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
Lisa: No, no! Then he'll know I told. -- Someone took a bite out of the Ric...
Marge: [answering] Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner.
No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night....
Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
-- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
Sanjay: I wish you'd come to my party, Apu. You could use some merriment.
Apu: Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me....

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