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All right, seniors, we'd all love to share in your wisdom, experience, yadda yadda yadda.
-- Mrs. Krabappel shows her deepest interest, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
Muntz: [chuckles] No, I'm not Superman; I'm a judge.
Why, just this morning I sentenced my 46th man to death....
Yeah... well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon.
Look! -- Abe vs. Judge Muntz, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six...
Bart: And then, he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.
Why is he always making up those crazy stories?...
Lisa: Old people deserve our respect. Look at Jacques Cousteau and Goldie Haw
you wouldn't shut them away like second-class citizens....
Consider burial at... Sea World!" -- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
Eh, this junk was hardly worth getting up for. Maybe if I go back to sleep for a few days some &l
good> mail will build up. -- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Asa Phelps spent his entire life in Springfield, except for four years' service in WWII and one high school day-trip.
He worked at the United Strut and Bracing Works as a molder's boy, until he was re...

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