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A cup holder! Bart, we've got to stop and get a cup!
-- Milhouse discovers the glove compartment, "Bart on the Road...
Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak with Lisa.
[Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, ho...
Martin: [wakes up and looks out the window] Oh! We've arrived in the vast cornfields of Canada.
How much further to the grammar rodeo? Nelso...
Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison County.
-- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
Hey, who has better vacation ideas than AAA? [reading a guidebook] According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.
-- Milhouse's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
I've always wanted to see Macon, Georgia. -- Nelson's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road
Milhouse: Wait! How about a fair? Not just a county fair, not just a Europe fair, but a World's fair -- the World's Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Bart: Keep reading. Milhouse: The Hungaria...
Homer: You made it! You have any trouble getting past the security guards?
Lisa: Security guards? -- At the nuclear power plant, "Bart on the Road...
The way I figure it, if the candy stays in the machine for more than a year, it's up for grabs.
-- Homer and his rules, "Bart on the Road...
Smithers: [walks up] Simpson! What in God's name are you-- Lisa
[offers Smithers some candy] Zagnut bar, Mr. Smithers?...

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