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Abe: [pounding on the door] Let me in! Someone's trying to kill me!
Sweet merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door!...
Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you were there, and [points to Homer] &l
you> were there... Lisa: Uh, Grampa, maybe I should moisten your washcloth. Abe: It's pl...
Marge: Where are we going to put him? Homer: Bart's room.
Lisa: Bart's room. Marge: Bart's room. Bart: Dumpster....
Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
I got this in the second World War II...
-- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Back then, I was known as Sgt. Simpson, and I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
-- Abe starts his story...
Duh, hey! You said you was dead!
-- Ox carries Burns out on a litter, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Bart: Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town.
How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private?...
Heh heh heh. Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler.
-- Sergeant Simpson about to change history, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Boom! Boom, it went! Boom! Just like that! They took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes.
At least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes....

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