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Burns: There, Simpson: seven gone. As soon as you're in your pressboard coffin, I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.
Abe: Over my dead body, it will! -- Unclear on the c...
Burns: Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
[Abe's pants go down with a "boing"] Abe...
Let's see... Mesmerists, Dowsers, Luddites, Alienists, Zoroastrians, Alphabetizers.
.. A-ha! Assassins... -- Monty Burns' Rolodex, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Vidal: Hola? Burns: Fernando, it's M.B. Vidal: Ah, Marion Barry.
Is it time for another shipment already?...
Abe's poison teeth lie on the floor as he runs with a clock in his mouth] Vidal
Ah, he's more clever than he looks......
Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
Vidal: There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
[bursts into Retirement Castle with a machine gun and shoots away...
Was that me or was that you?
-- Jasper after someone shoots a gun, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me! Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away.
Let's start by doubling your medication....
Vidal comes in, shoots everywhere] Nurse: [loads shotgun] [shoots] Our residents [shoots] are trying [shoots] to nap!
[shoots] -- Should've phoned ahead, "The Curse...

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