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Marge: I knew it. If only I had nagged more! Lovejoy
God is angry: we've made a false idol of this Brad Goodman....
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away! Moe
They're heading for the old mill! Homer: No we're not....
Homer: Aw, boy: if only Bart had been a better role model for everyone.
Marge: That's not fair. The lesson here is that self-improvement is better left to people who live in big cities....
Homer: Ooh! It's that new show about the policeman who solves crimes in his spare time.
Bart: Crank it, Homer! Chief: You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGonigle....
Video Man: Thirsting for a way to name the unnameable, to express the inexpressible?
Martin: [entranced] Tell me more!...
Bart: Be cool, Simpson...but be _in_ the game, not _of_ the game.
Man: Bwaa! No es bueno...Bwaa!...
Bart: Aw, I'm out of money. Milhouse: Don't say that out loud!
[Security men watch a bank of TV screens] Man 1...
Bart: Oh, man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
Bum: You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it....
Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.
.. [Looks at books, picks up peanut jar] Honey-roasted peanuts....
Ah, the last peanut -- overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
-- Homer with an almost empty jar of peanuts, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...

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