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Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity.
You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one- hour photo, instant oatmeal society....
Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by Germ...
Willy: If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.
Workman: [whispering] The mike's on. Willy: I know it's on! -- Don't delay, vote...
Burns: I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called.
.._iced_ cream. Smithe...
Skinner: My God, they're naked! Patty: Double your pleasure, Springfield.
Selma: I'm sweating...let's ride through the car wash....
Homer: This is great...I can finally look like I want, and not get hassled by the man!
[Apu and Jamshed ride around the family on skateboards] Apu...
Good afternoon and welcome to the "Do What You Feel" festival.
By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I _am_ sleeping with her....
Quimby: And now to usher in this new era of feeling good is the godfather of soul, James Brown.
Brown: Ow! [singing] I feel good, huh! I knew that I would, now. How! ...
Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death. ...
Quimby: In the spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I think.
You two screwed up royal! Worker: Ya know, I really don't feel like being blamed....

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