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Homer: Who are you? Newton: Homer, I'm your guardian angel.
I've assumed the form of someone you'd recognize and revere...
Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Homer: Ooh! I would live in a big...
Klink: Sure, life is good for you. But what about Marge?
[They fly over the White House] Homer: [gasps] Marge lives here?...
Bart: What is this place? Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments without fear of reprisal....
Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben Gay.
Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I -- [sees Lisa watching...
Lisa: Are you hiding something from me? Homer: Like what?
Lisa: Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy....
Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
Lenny: [reads writing on his own palm] "Max, what I did, I...
Mindy: Hi Homer... Homer: Mindy! [clears throat, glances at prepared speech on his hand which is now smeared] Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert.
[reads] "Muh...Murphy: Use......
Homer talks to Mindy on a monitor] Burns: Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers.
That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention....
Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capi...

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