The Simpsons

Sherri+Terri: Nice glasses, four-eyes! Tee hee hee.
Nelson: Yeah, nice shoes, uh...two-feet. Yeah....
Yep...another day, another box of stolen pens.
-- Homer leaves work for the day, "The Last Temptation of Home...
Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night?...
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. Moe: [bored] Yeah.
Homer: See, I got this friend named...Joey Jo-Jo....
Homer: I'm attracted to another woman! What am I going to do?
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction....
Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
Homer: Whew! I made it the whole day without seeing her again.
[The elevator arrives and Homer gets in. The door closes and he notices he's crammed in with Mindy] Aah!...
Homer: Ah, home to my loving family. What more could a man ask for?
[Marge appears in her nightie, blowing her nose] Marge...
Homer: Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while! [turns it on] Ke
Tonight, "Eye On Springfield" takes a look at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush, and Clinton....
Homer: Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman.
Ned: Homer Simpson? That's a dilly of a pickle....