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McAllister: Arr, here be a fine vessel -- the yarest river-going boat there be.
Homer: I'll take it! [The raft sinks] McAlliste...
Ned: Okey dokey, every dad find a partner. Two dads to a raft.
[All dads except Homer shake hands and smile at one another] Home...
Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
Ned: Now, what happened to that gosh-darn map I brought?
[said map is on Homer's head as a sailor's hat....
Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
[singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....
Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash them.
Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water carefully....
Homer: Oh, what does it matter, we're doomed! [a seagull flies into view] Flande
Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land....
Bart: A rescue plane! Get the flare gun! [Flanders does so, but Homer grabs it] Home
This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!...
Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
{[...
Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it now.
Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool...

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