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Smithers: Sir, we'll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor.
Burns: Yes, well find someone cheap! It's been a very lean year for us....
Zutroy: [reaches slowly for a button in front of him, then changes his mind at the last minute and pushes a different one] Bu
Excellent, Zutroy! Work hard, and each day you'll get a shi...
Man: Agent Wesson, Department of Labor. This man is an illegal alien!
Burns: That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie....
Woman: This plant violates every labor law in the book.
We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!...
Man: Look, Mr. Burns: we want to see some changes. For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies, and hire at least one woman.
Burns: All right...I'll bring in a woman....
Optometrist: Your son has a temporary condition called "Lazy Eye" where one eye is weaker than the other.
You'll have to wear these for two weeks. [places horn-rimmed gla...
Rub a palmful of this medicated salve into your scalp every half an hour.
Keep him away from open flames and pregnant women....
Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot....
Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
-- Homer tries to explain away a sexy vision, "The Last Temptation of Home...

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