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Bellhop: TV's there...bathroom's there...and there's your king-size bed for.
Mindy: Wow. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same bed.
Homer: Yeah. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's society, heh....
Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation. Mindy: [seductive] No, Homer, let's do it. [...
a buzzer sounds in Mr. Burns' office]} Smithers: {Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.
} Burns: {Well, we'll just see about that. [Walks over to a cage full of monkey...
Grunting and slurping noises] Mindy: [mouth full] I can't believe we ordered so much!
Homer: Oh, something's missing...ooh! One of the turkeys fell behind the bed!...
Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your glasses any more!
And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: [triumphant] Yes!...
We've been doing a lot of upper body work on Bart. Today, let's pound his kidneys.
-- Nelson's bullying acumen, "The Last Temptation of Home...
Man 1: Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard! Mindy
Get bent! Man 2: No more Chernobyl! Homer: Go to hell!...
Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you.
But I think as long as we're not alone together -- Ma...
Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make us cheeseburgers.
Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Home...

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