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Homer searches under the couch for a peanut] Home
Hmm...ow, pointy! Eww, slimy. Oh, moving!...
Bart: OK, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do?
Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style!...
I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!
[drinks some squishy] -- Barney to Milhouse and Bart, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
Bart: [groans] Oh, my head. Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really?...
Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done
I've made my bed, and ow I've got to weasel out of it. Marge: I k...
Bart: All I've got to do is take this uniform back after school.
Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campe...
Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart] Oh, look
[contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh....
Edna: Guess what, class? Martin: Time for a surprise quiz?
Edna: Well, that's not what I was going to say, but it's a good idea....
Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna...
Bart: Hello, alternative to testing! [Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh.
.. Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!...

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