The Simpsons

Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested by bears.
Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear....
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.
[opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low?...
Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?
Assistant: [checks his clipboard] Dumber, sir. -- Dumb and dumber, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
-- Moe Szyslak, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania! [everyone laughs] Ute
I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as an exchange student!...
Willie: [threatens children] You want to pick on immigrants?
Then pick on Willie! Skinner: Willie, please....
Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
Abe: [narrating] The story of the Simpson family began in the Old Country.
I forget which one exactly. My dad would drone on and on about America....
Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...

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