The Simpsons

Hoover: And so, as Abraham Lincoln sat in Ford's theatre that night, John Wilkes Booth entered, drew his gun, and.
.. [the bell rings] Well, that's it. Have a nice summer, everyone. [everyone le...
Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a colored ticket.
I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me....
Milhouse: This is Becky. She's in the second grade.
Bart: Hi, Becky, thanks for coming out. [signs her yearbook] Becky...
Bart: Your daughter is named Seymour? Skinner: Well, I.
.. uh... ye... uh... I lied. It's for me. -- A memento of gray hair and short tempers, "Summer of 4 Ft....
I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, bathroom timer.
I should be the most popular girl in school. -- Lisa, unclear on the concept, "Summer of 4 Ft....
Marge: And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there?
Well, it sounds great. -- The Simpsons borrow the Flanders' beach house, "Summer of 4 Ft....
Marge: Bart, you can invite Milhouse. Lisa, you can bring a friend too.
Lisa: [chuckling nervously] Hey. Great... a friend....
Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends....
Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
[walks away] Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked....
Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...

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