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Dear parents. Due to yesterday's unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks.
By reading this letter out loud, you have waived any legal re...
Homer: Well, we'll have to organize a car pool. Hey!
Every day will be like a road trip... with your dad....
Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
KFSL -- Fossil 103. Classic hits from Abba to Zeppelin, comma, Led.
-- Never thought I'd miss KBBL, "Homerpalooza...
For more information on Grand Funk, consult your school library!
-- Homer's word of wisdom, "Homerpalooza...
Bart: Dad, please, you're embarrassing us. Homer: No, I'm not.
-- What an argument, "Homerpalooza...
Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson starship.
The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft....
Bart: Dad! No one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands!
You have the worst, lamest taste in music ever....
Homer: Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth?
Nine Inch Nails? Hullabalooza? Clerk: Hullabalooza is a music festival...
Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974.
It's a scientific fact. -- Homer, "Homerpalooza...

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