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Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she's not claimed within the next hour, she will become property of Blockbuster Entertainment.
-- A warning from Cypress Hill, "Homerpalooza...
Bart: [sniffing] What is that smell? Lisa: It smells like Otto's jacket.
.. -- Which can only mean one thing... "Homerpalooza...
Clerk: Dude, karma. Homer: What? Clerk: [pointing at the hat] Karma, &l
karma>. [pause] Homer: [neuter] Oh, I get it. [walks away] -- But I don't, "Homerpalooza...
Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
Homer: Good concert, am I right? Teen1: Yeah, nice try, narc.
Teen2: Where's a narc? Teen3: Who? Teen1: That fat Jamaican guy....
Lisa: It may be bleak, but this music is really getting to the crowd.
Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel. -- "Homerpalooza...
Oh... Makes no sense. I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I'm uncool.
-- Hand Homer a mirror, "Homerpalooza...
Tech: Aw, man. There goes Peter Frampton's big finale.
He's gonna be pissed off. Frampton: You're damn right I'm going to be pissed off...
Sir, I run Hullabalooza's pageant of the transmundane --the freak show, and I've been looking for a big fatso to shoot with a cannon.
I'd like very much for you to be that fatso. -- Hullabalooza's m...
Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge...

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