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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. -- "Homerpalooza...
Marge: What's wrong, Homie? Homer: [sighs] I went to the record store today and they were playing all that music I've never heard of.
It was like the store had gone crazy. Marge: Hmm. Re...
I've gotta get out of this rut, and back into the groove. -- Homer, "Homerpalooza
Bart: Dear Lord, if you keep Homer from embarrassing us today, we promise to build several churches in your honor.
Lisa: Bart, no! -- The price to pay, "Homerpalooza...
Hey, wait! I'm okay today! My mom bought me deodorant! -- Milhouse, "Homerpalooza
Lisa: Dad, you forgot to pick up Milhouse. Homer: [exagerated] I &l
did>? I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine....
Homer: Well? What have we here? Looks like your uncool dad scored tickets to Hullabalooza!
Lisa: [gasps] Bart... these look real... Ba...
You're not going to school today. Today your classroom will be the Capitol City amphitheate
your teacher, four dozen rock bands....
Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
-- Lisa reflects on Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza...
Lisa: Generation X may be shallow but at least they have tolerance and respect for all people.
Homer: Hey: a freak show! -- To a certain extent, "Homerpalooza...

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