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I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
-- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language....
in the late '70s] [Frink stands in front of a huge mainframe] Frink
Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive [to student] Don't touch it!...
What you're saying is so understandable. And really, your only crime was violating U.
S. law. -- Marge to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Marge: You know what? I'm going to vote No on 24. Lisa
Mom, you're the greatest! ... Can I have this licorice?...
What do you say we take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball game?
The nye [New York] Mets are my favorite squadron....
This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!
-- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
-- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Homer: Darn it, Apu, I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
[pulls a "Yes on 24" button off his shirt] I never should have bought this button....
Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting age....

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