The Simpsons

in a shy, nervous tone] Hi everybody. Is everybody.
.. good? -- Homer is about to begin his number, "Homerpalooza...
Corgan: Hey cannonball, I like your statement: when life takes a cheap shot at you, you stand your ground.
Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely. -- That's not a...
Homer: You know, my kids think you're the greatest.
And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide....
Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore....
Thank you! And remember, don't trust anyone over 30!
And now, Peter Frampton! -- Homer, after his number, "Homerpalooza...
Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?...
Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
Homer, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks.
I'm sending you to a vet. -- Hullabalooza manager, "Homerpalooza...
Homer: Pftt... Rules. I'm a rocker, I don't care for rules.
Vet: Mr. Simpson, this is serious. If you take one more cannonball to the gut, you will die....
Bart: So, what's it like being famous, dad? Homer: People know your name, but you don't know theirs.
It's great. -- Basic mantra of the prestigious, "Homerpalooza...

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