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Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish, and that's trying to kill your commanding officer.
-- The fundamental rule of any squad, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Agent: Baron von Wortzenberger, on behalf of the American people, I apologize for.
.. Baron: Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh?...
Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
.. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....
This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News Copter.
A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment....
Homer: Let's all calm down. Everyone's going to be just fine, as long as I have enough beer.
Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
-- Chief Wiggum arrests a bear and Barney, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Maude: Oh, Marge... it was horrible! We were trapped in the house all afternoon.
.. and, well... we had to drink _toilet_ water! [sobs] Marge...
Homer: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.
Crowd: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears....
Assistant: Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you.
Quimby: Does it have an appointment? Assista...

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