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I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
-- Homer, after "wussing out", "Homerpalooza...
Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwitch.
Marge: There might be one in this cooler. [digs in Frampton's cooler] Oh, here you go. F...
Oh, man. Homer wussed out. I'm so disillusioned. -- Lee Ranaldo, "Homerpalooza
Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.
-- Kim Gordon, "Homerpalooza...
Gordon: Hey, Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.
Sen-Dog: That, and getting toasted. Nicely toasted. -- "Homerpalooza...
Manager: Homer, I'm sorry. There's nothing worse than a yellow-bellied freak.
.. unless that's his act. I expect your letter of resignation on my desk....
Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak world view.
I've got too much to live for. Corgan: We envy you, Homer....
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
bell rings] Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
[runs out, while other students sit] Krabappel...
Lou: Here you go, ma'am. [escorts Milhouse back into the classroom] Krabappel
Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?...

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