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Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?
... Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second....
Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes....
Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America.
I am an Indian-American. Lisa: You know, in a way, all Americans are immigrants....
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
-- Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About Nothing...
When are people going to learn? ... Democracy doesn't work!
-- Homer J. Simpson, free-thinking anarchist, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Ach... ingrates. -- Groundskeeper Willie is deported, "Much Apu About Nothing
Wow. You know, most of my life I've... I've had to live with the shame of being a screw-up.
But now, as I stand here with the award for the district's safest bus driver....
So, um... who's good at keeping secrets? -- Otto, about to design a cover-up, "Homerpalooza

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