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Bart: Do you wear boxers or briefs? Homer: [checking] Nope.
Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life....
Guard: Clear the way, clear the way! Performer coming through.
Marge: This is so exciting. Last time I got to go backstage was when Bart ripped his pants at the Christmas play....
Who is playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra.
.. posssibly while high. -- Backstage at Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza...
DJ: Uh, do you know "Insane in the Brain"? Violini
[British accent] We mostly know classical... but we could give it a shot....
Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking. Otto
Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
Burns: [chuckles] And to think, Smithers: you laughed when I bought TicketMaster.
Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge." Smithe...
Frampton: God. Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra, and Sonic Youth's in my cooler!
Get out of there, you kids! Moore: Aw, come on, Mr. Frampton. You're not gonna ea...
And now, Springfield, this is the moment that you've been waiting for, the man who embodies everything about Rock 'N' Roll, except the music.
-- Introduction, "Homerpalooza...
Oh, this is heavy. Okay Homer, don't fear the reaper. -- "Homerpalooza
Marge: Cannons are designed to hurt. They're <designed> to &l
hurt>. Lisa: Shh! Mom, dad needs our support. Marge...

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