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Where is Bart anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.
[picks at Bart's dinner] -- Homer, "Bart After Dark...
Bart, where are you? Come on! I have to be up at 6am to swipe Flanders' newspaper. -- Home
President Eisenhower celebrates 40th wedding anniversary. Not pictured, Mrs. Eisenhower."
Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
.. Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working....
Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show. Ba
Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinne...
Homer: Uh, this isn't going to be about Jesus, is it?
Lovejoy: All things are about Jesus, Homer, except this. -- "Bart After Dark...
Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes....
Ned: Homer?
Marge: Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart to work there?
Homer: No, I only learned that four days ago. -- And he's been working there five days, right?...
Marge: What were you thinking, sending Bart to such an awful place?
Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would....

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