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Get down from that bookshelf, please. Most of those books haven't been discredited yet!
-- Dr. Foster, "Hurricane Neddy...
Dr. Foster: Would you please tell your son to stop?
Ned's Dad: We can't do it, man! That's discipline!...
Ned's Dad: We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin' like freaky beatniks!
Dr. Foster: You don't believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned's a...
Homer: Yello? ... Yes? ... Mental hospital? ..
. Well I don't know any Ned Flanders. Marge...
You folks are free to roam the grounds. Uh, just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal.
Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised....
Jay Sherman: [to Doctor] It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Doctor: Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks....
Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by! Foster: H...
Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be _something_ you hate.
What about mosquito bites? Ned: Mmm mmm!...
Ned: I don't like the service at the post office. You know, it's all "rush rush!
get'cha in, get'cha out!...

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