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Kent: ...and the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara.
And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviou...
Apu: Stand behind the flaming garbage cans. We'll be letting you into the store, seventy people at a time.
Kirk: Oh, let's just beat him up and take his stuff! Apu: No no no, do not listen to...
Lisa: Mom, let's just grab what we can and get out of here!
This storm is making people crazy. [two old hands feel around Lisa's spikey hair] Mrs....
Evacuator: Sir, for your own safety, we do advise you to evacuate.
Grampa: I ain't leaving! I was born in this nursing home, and I'll die in this nursing home....
Ned: Need some help there? You know, maybe you folks should come over and punker in our bunker.
[Ned's house is covered with tints] Oh, it'll be fun! We're gonna go through our old c...
Homer: Oh, I'm sure I'd be a third wheel. Ned: Ho ho, no sir-ee, we'd be happy as heads to ha.
.. Homer: [sternly] _I_ would make it my _business_ to be a third wheel....
Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
[looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!...
Hmm. I don't remember a bowling alley being th...
-- The unspoken warning of disasters, "Hurricane Neddy...
Marge: Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful -- and recommend you to all our friends!
So, if you could find it i...
Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise....

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